Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Gimme my shoe!!!!!


Well the other day little one just threw all kinds of fits when her daycare provider took her shoe away from her. Now I know my child needs anger management or will need it if she continues they way she is going. But this little girl gets sooo angry. I mean I've never seen an infant (7 mos)gets so upset that she thinks she is telling you what is on her mind and will repeat it if you ask.


Now Mrs. J only took the shoe because she managed to get the velcro straps a lose (her new fascination), took the shoe off and proceeded to put them in her mouth. Well that on the lines of starting WWIII. Because girlfriend did everything short of have a conniption to get that shoe back. When I gave her the shoe back there was pure silence. She turned to Mrs. J and started babbling everything that sounded like baby curse words(in my opinion) along with head movements. Trust me people I am not exaggerating. I am partly ashamed that my 7 month old daughter even knows what it is to tell someone off. After giving Mrs. J a piece of her mind, Mrs. J took the shoe back to teach her it's not nice to talk back to adults. Well that was definitely the end, she fell out and had an attitude for the rest of the night. She didn't want to talk, play or eat. She cried her little heart out for about two hours(after we left daycare) and went to sleep. Now while i don't encourage this kind of behavior, it was definitely amusing to a degree. But as of that night those shoes are in the trash and she only gets shoes that tie up from now on. Now waits until she learns to untie those.
Over & Out

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Wrong Answer

So I spent the night and he was showing little signs that he wanted to be intimate. I sooo was not up to it but knew that probably would be the case when I went over there. Anyway he wakes and we start and about half way through:

me(in my head): i got mine please hurry up
him: r u ok? how do you feel?
me(out loud): I'm fine
me(in my head): oh wait wrong answer
me(out loud):oooh this is goood, OOOOHHH THIS IS GOOOOOD!!!!
him: you better be more than just fine.
me(in my head): sorry dang! I'm just going to bite the pillow and grunt. That'll work.

Hahahaha

Over & Out