So I spent the night and he was showing little signs that he wanted to be intimate. I sooo was not up to it but knew that probably would be the case when I went over there. Anyway he wakes and we start and about half way through:
me(in my head): i got mine please hurry up
him: r u ok? how do you feel?
me(out loud): I'm fine
me(in my head): oh wait wrong answer
me(out loud):oooh this is goood, OOOOHHH THIS IS GOOOOOD!!!!
him: you better be more than just fine.
me(in my head): sorry dang! I'm just going to bite the pillow and grunt. That'll work.
Hahahaha
Over & Out
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2 comments:
LOL. You shoulda just said "umm - can you hurry up so I can go to sleep please?" Now that's the right answer!
Hhahahahaah that was funnny.
You Pretender
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